anyone can become a killer for the right price because when it comes down to it, everyone can be corrupted by money.
It’s the record player.
Then we’re going to the lake house.
A UFO caught on tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tape me to your leader
my sense of humor is so warped
i don’t laugh at actual jokes
i laugh at things like:
I WILL BUY AMERICA FOR 2 GOAT
NO NO THAT IS TOO MUCH GOAT
i might be fake but at least i never turned on gabriella to impress my basketball team : /
Anyone who talks about teenage girls like they’re somehow exceptionally annoying and immature has either never met or actively ignores teenage boys and their shenanigans.
*lies awake at night wondering why im so cute*
Nina Dobrev attends the 2014 MTV Video Music Awards // August, 24.
alright now i used to hate pitbull because it seemed like the right thing to do but you know what i never hear him doing fucked up shit. as far as i know he is really just out there living life ,enjoying himself, visiting walmarts, and spreading the cubano party into the hearts of everyone around the world, he is mr. world wide and hes having a blast and i respect and love that pitbull. pitbull if youre reading this thank you and im sorry
the lack of cuddling i am experiencing right now is upsetting